Cindy, Sarah, Hillary, and Michelle are having lunch…

didn’t want this one to get lost in the dustbin of history:

Cindy, Sarah, Hillary, and Michelle are having lunch.

Cindy says, “Well, I don’t tell many people this, but as a result of all his suffering, my husband can now heal the sick with a touch of his hand.”

Hillary says, “How interesting! My husband has been working on global poverty issues so much, he can now feed a multitude with a few loaves and fishes.”

Michelle says, “That’s wonderful! You know that commercial that the Republicans ran with Barack parting the Red Sea? Well, we couldn’t help but laugh when we saw it – Barack has overcome so many obstacles that he really can part bodies of water with a wave of his hand, we didn’t think anyone else knew!”

After a slight pause, Sarah says, “So? My daughter had an Immaculate Conception!”

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