ITSY-BITSY SPIDER (Summer Blockbuster Version)

The itsy bitsy spider was washed down to the creek
Into a pool of toxic chemicals, where he remained a week
When he crawled back out, you would not believe your eyes
For the itsy bitsy spider had now gained enormous size

The giant monster spider went rampaging through the town
Eating all the cars and pulling buildings down
The people screamed in fright and they began to run
For the giant monster spider was having too much fun

“A giant monster spider! Oh who can save us now?”
But then a team of scientists said, “Hey, we might know how!”
They built a spider-shrinking ray to counteract the drugs
And the giant monster spider was once more… a normal… bug

(dedicated to Ben Tucker)

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