N. FOWLERI (song)

(To the tune of “The Happy Wanderer”)

I love to go a-snorkeling
In waters clear and blue
But now there is a deadly threat
I must convey to you

(chorus)
N. fowlereeeee! N. fowlereyyyyye
N. fowlereeeee! N. fowlereye-yi-yi-yi-yi!
N. fowlereeeee! N. fowlereyyyyye
(repeat last line of verse)

A microbe called N. fowleri
It packs a mighty punch
For if it gets up in your nose
It will have your brains for lunch

(chorus)

So if you must a swimming-go
In waters that are warm
Be sure to wear a scuba mask
To keep your brains from harm

(chorus)

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