HUNKER IN THE BUNKER (Survivalist Song)

(with apologies to Ian Anderson and Jethro Tull)

Watching the newscast I see all the immigrants
I scoff at the sheeple who wallow in ignorance
Down at the waterhole
Drunk every Friday
They all think I’m nuts
But they’ll see the truth someday
Libtards and takers
They lurk in the shadows
We better wake up, pretty soon it’ll all blow

Let’s hunker in the bunker
Well, that’s all right by me
I’ve got ammo to the ceiling
I’m a snake don’t tread on me

When it goes down you know my boys will be busy
With AK’s and Glocks and maybe some Uzis
The times are so frightening,  look over your shoulder
The future belongs to the hearts that are colder
I’ll write on your tombstone, keep your hands off my dinner
When men become animals I’ll be the winner

Let’s hunker in the bunker
Well, that’s all right by me
I’ve got T-bones that are flash dried
And they’re all just for me

My basement is chock-full of whiskey and MREs
And we’ll need all the women to stay home and make babies
Oh I love my country, I will kill to defend it
If somebody starts it, well you know I will end it
I’ll just sit here with my beer until war is declared
Keeping watch from my couch, pretending that I’m prepared

Let’s hunker in the bunker
Well, that’s all right by me
Yes, I’m all right, ‘cause FOX told me
And no one better disagree

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