A GREAT DAY TO BE A BILLIONAIRE

A GREAT DAY TO BE A BILLIONAIRE
by T. Bigglesworth Bellows

It’s a great day to be a billionaire
A wonderful time to be a wealthy heir

When the chickens and the sheep have all voted for the foxes
And the economic zombies have been let out of their boxes
And the liberals and progressives have been knocked out of their sockses….!

It’s a great day to be a billionaire
Never a better time to go pollute some air

When our corporations’ profits are all heading for new maxes
And the way that things are going, we will never more pay taxes
‘Cause you can’t find a citizen who knows just what the facts is…!

It’s a great day to be a billionaire
The best of all worlds for those of us who just don’t care

It’s the triumph of the pirates, yes it’s “Avast me hearties!”
We’ve destroyed the schemes of all those liberals and smarties
Bamboozled all the workers into joining our Tea Parties…!

What a fantastic day to be a billionaire
A time to grab and grab and grab and never have to share

When the politicians are all bending to our wishes
They know that they must serve us or go back to digging ditches
‘Cause when it comes down to it, we’re just a bunch of sons of riches….!

Yes, it’s a great day to be a billionaire
A great great day to be a billionaire
It’s a GREAT – DAY – TO BE – A BILLLLIONAIRRRRE!

(2010)

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