N. FOWLERI

Some people pronounce it “fowlerEEE” and some say “fowlerEYE,” so the following is of course inevitable. Together with “Mad Cow Meatball,”  “Itsy Bitsy Spider (Summer Blockbuster Version) “ and “Zika Zika,” this song is part of the suite “Microbiotic Songs.”

Tune: “The Happy Wanderer”

I love to go a-snorkeling
In water warm and blue
But the waves conceal a deadly threat
That I must tell to you

N. fowlerEEE – N. fowlerEYYYYE
N. fowlerEEEEEEE – N. fowlerAHHAHAHAHAHA
N. fowlerEEE – N. fowlerEYYYYE
That I must tell to you

That microbe called N. fowleri
It packs a mighty punch
‘Cause if it goes up in your nose
It will have your brains for lunch

N. fowlerEEE – N. fowlerEYYYYE
N. fowlerEEEEEEE – N. fowlerAHHAHAHAHAHA
N. fowlerEEE – N. fowlerEYYYYE
It will have your brains for lunch

So if you must a-swimming go
In water that is warm
Be sure to wear a scuba mask
To keep your brains from harm

N. fowlerEEE – N. fowlerEYYYYE
N. fowlerEEEEEEE – N. fowlerAHHAHAHAHAHA
N. fowlerEEE – N. fowlerEYYYYE
To keep your brains from harm…!

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