Tag Archives: limericks

Limerick for The Hague

A fellow arrived at the Hague
With symptoms both dire and vague
When he spiked a fever
They called Unilever
Who said “Sounds to us like the plague.”

Yoga in a toga (limerick)

A Roman clad only in toga
Attempted to do hatha yoga
Things were going quite grand,
Till he tried shoulder stand
With results that were crude, crass, and vulga.

A philosophical manta ray (limerick)

A philosophical manta ray
Addressing a conference in Santa Fe
Said “I think we all know
That everything flows,
Or as Heraclitus states, ‘πάντα ῥεῖ .’

Neti pot limerick

There once was a Nepalese yeti wot
Said “I do so love my neti pot!
It gives to my sinuses
All pluses, no minuses
And made sure my tissues all weti got!”

Orzo limerick

An avant-garde artist cooked orzo
And spread it all over his torzo.
Said, “I’ve spread vermicelli
All over my belli,
And this is the same, only morzo.”